coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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