If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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