It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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