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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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