I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
please come you make the beer taste better
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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