On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
only you would photoshop your dick
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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