I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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