i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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