Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
