i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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