awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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