But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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