Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
should my penis look like a turkey
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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