there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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