Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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