69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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