ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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