I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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