well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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