i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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