So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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