Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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