i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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