i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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