The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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