I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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