mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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