her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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