I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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