I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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