she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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