It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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