that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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