is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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