I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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