Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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