hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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