He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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