ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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