Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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