So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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