Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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