with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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