how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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