Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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