Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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