Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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