I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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