I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You dont lie about slip and slides
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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