One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Alive.
So much puke
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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