My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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