I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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