Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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